A DJ By Any Other Name

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…would slay AF. At least I think that’s how it goes.

So, even before I got into the scene and started my DJ career, I knew pretty much everything there was to know about it. It’s really not that hard to know things, so I’m not really sure why so many people are just so… dumb. It’s bewondering, honestly. Anyway, I want to share with all of you noobs a few common misconceptions from the scene, so that you aren’t disappointed when you go to see one of the shows for the DJs I’m about to introduce you to and you don’t sound like a moron.

#1: Ferry Corsten – Contrary to popular belief, Ferry Corsten is not a fairy.

#2: Maor Levi – Despite his name, Maor Levi is not a Levi model. He’s also not the subject of that boring old people song “When the Levee Breaks.”

#3: Skrillex – Skrillex is just a GUY, people. He is not a t-rex that DJs with skillets. (Although, I can see how his name could confuse you into thinking that, I guess, if you’re an idiot.)

#4: Steve Aoki – Steve may be okay, but he doesn’t walk around throwing the “A-OKAY” sign everywhere. He throws cakes. Duh.

#5 Bassnectar – His hair is legendary, but he’s not a bass. Fish couldn’t even DJ, even if they were like, trained, because their fins would slip all over the turntables. This is just a dumb rumor. Get a brain people.

You’re welcome.

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Bassnector got the inspiration for his stage name from his love of river bass, sea bass, and lake bass. He requests it backstage at all his shows. I also love Glenn Aoki. I think his brother Steve is an accountant or something.